Dear Snow

Dear Snow,
Thank you for visiting us on Christmas this year. It was nice to see you, and we had a pretty good day, but please go away on January 1st. It's nothing personal. It's just that, I don't like taking pictures inside. I live in a rental, and I don't like the ugly wall paper in the kitchen and the bathroom.
The rest of the walls are an off white color (which makes everything look yellow-ish), and are scribbled all over with Griffin's artwork...Griffiti as my brother calls it...magic eraser and I gave up the fight long ago. Not to mention the constant mess in the background, especially today.
It's been nice having you here, nothing shows off a cardinal or a deer like you do, but frankly...your cold, and I'm not really feeling inspired by you anymore. I'm sorry.
One more week should give the kids enough time to make a snowman (I know they don't want you to go), and give Griffin time to use his new sled, but really after that...you're just white, then slushy gray, and that's going to depress me even more. So, I think it would be best for both of us if you left when you were at your peak (like Seinfeld).
So, what do you think? Would it help if I asked, "pretty please"?

